Celestial Satire Lover Gifts

'We haven't had a client in weeks - maybe we should make a promotional video.'

"Good game."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Vampire on a plane

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"Wait! First, his attorney."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'It was a split decision.'

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'I miss the evildoers.'

'Don't sweat it pal - you can always appeal. I'm a lawyer. I'd be happy to take on your case- pro bono, of course.'

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'