Celestial Humor Lover Gifts

Survey results: 9 out of 10 angels feel that dancing on the head of a pin is demeaning and potentially quite hazardous.

"Wait. Don't look. O.K., over my left shoulder-is that God?"

"Good game."

'-and I'll tell you something else-it beats playing the harp!'

Ted’s Cloud

Flight Insurance for Angels.

Move Over

Guardian angels sometimes fight over what to watch over.

'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

'Security! Illegal aliens at the rear entrance.'

"Oh for heaven's sake, Jane! You can't spend the rest of eternity doing your wordle!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

First Contact

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."