Celestial Joke Lover Gifts

" ....and your insurance was paid up."

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.

"Good game."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Water is discovered on the moon....

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Heaven

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Life on cloud 8

First attempt at the Big Bang

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."