Celestial Joke Enthusiast Gifts

"Isn't it romantic? All those pieces of space-junk, assorted human garbage and spy satellites, twinkling in the night sky."

"Good game."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Heaven

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Life on cloud 8

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

New Years Reolutions

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

'Your better half isn't up here... It seems you were the better half.'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

Angel Crash

"It's not just you, Reverend, we make it clear to everyone, we don't want any trouble up here."