Celestial Humor Fan Gifts

'I've found Saint Peter on Facebook.'

'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

Angel annoyed by traffic cones on clouds.

Eclipse...the super lunacy continues...

"Good game."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Ghostwriting the Bible

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Heaven

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Life on cloud 8

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"