Celestial Satire Enthusiast Gifts

'Adam was okay, but I'd like the next project to be more user-friendly.'

"Good game."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Water is discovered on the moon....

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Heaven

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Life on cloud 8

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

New Years Reolutions

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

Angel Crash

The Dark Side of the Moon.

"It's not just you, Reverend, we make it clear to everyone, we don't want any trouble up here."