Celestial Comic Lover Gifts

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"A hell of a shot, weren't you?"

'Nobody told me anything about pre-registraton!'

"The trouble with you, sunshine, you think everything revolves around you!"

"Good game."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Jenga!!!

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."