Celestial Comic Enthusiast Gifts

"I've been hearing nothing but good things about you."

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

"Oh my god Mr. Bland, something's happened hasn't it ?"

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'They come down here to smoke.'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."