Celestial Comic Gifts

'It's wonderful that you were able to take it with you, but now what do you plan to do with it?'

'Congratulations - here's your black ball, you've been appointed to the membership committee,'

"...You have work to do Andy. Mainly your garage. It's a real mess."

'What the hell's going on down there!'

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'Eternal life is okay, I guess, but I'm getting really tired of the reruns.'

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

'It's heaven... but the music here sucks.'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Unfortunately, you do not meet our current needs."

"It's very kind of you to offer but why on earth would I need an agent?"

"Been having impure thoughts again. . . ?"

Angel and a fake UFO

"Would you like to receive periodic updates and special orders from God? You can opt out at any time."

'Rats, cloudy again!'

"These are way overdue."

"About 417 years? That's fine... we'll be at the bar."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Harps only? Down, please."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"A spot near the almighty!"

'Where's my halo? I'm here on ninety days probation period.'

"Why didn't I always wear a dress?"

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

Can I borrow some scissors?

"On the other hand, may I make the case for a Republican Senate?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."