Celestial Cartoon Enthusiast Gifts

"The only thing available right now is a handyman's special starter condo on Tier 19 that's just been reduced to three hundred seventy-dive thou, plus maintenance."

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

You are everywhere.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'He seems nice.'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."