Celestial Cartoon Enthusiast Gifts

"The only thing available right now is a handyman's special starter condo on Tier 19 that's just been reduced to three hundred seventy-dive thou, plus maintenance."

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

You are everywhere.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'Whoops!'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'He seems nice.'

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!