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I'm afraid of heights.

Earth Going Viral

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'They come down here to smoke.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."