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Earth Going Viral

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'They come down here to smoke.'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

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