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On 3rd November 2008, a solitary asteroid missed our planet.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Car Rides - Cats

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"Sorry, Barnes, but you're not getting credit for that deal you closed. You tested positive for job performance enhancing drugs."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

Hubble Telescope

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Shadow

"I've been hearing nothing but good things about you."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Therapist's Swatter

"That was a good adaptation."

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

NASA discovers Ultima Tule, an object the farthest stretch from truth in the universe

'Who tipped you off about our expulsion?'

"I'm good thanks."

"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."