Angelic Cartoon Admirer Pillows

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Halo Frisbee.

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'We sleep 18 hours a day, eat whenever we want and the rest is all free time. So what's the big difference up here?'

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Cat Heaven.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Heavenly Take Out

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

Heaven Security Checks.