Angelic Cartoon Admirer Gifts

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Halo Frisbee.

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

'You know what I miss? Live Performances!'

Heaven Security Checks.