Angelic Cartoon Fan Gifts

"I was afraid to fly when I was mortal, and I'm afraid to fly now."

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

Damn defibrillators.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

Heaven Has VIP

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

Death of the pope.

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Devil Flushes on Angels

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"You're lucky that your parents donated a building to Heaven."

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'