Angelic Cartoon Fan Prints

"I was afraid to fly when I was mortal, and I'm afraid to fly now."

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

Damn defibrillators.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Heavenly Take Out

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

Heaven Has VIP

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

Death of the pope.

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

Devil Flushes on Angels

'I see my wife made it in.'

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

"Looks like you have Heaven Basic."

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'