Angelic Banter Fan Prints

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Wow, I'm surprised to see you here."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Heaven Has VIP

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

Death of the pope.

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

Inventive Uses of Halo

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"