Celestial Cartoon Lover Pillows

Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'

"Good game."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

Jenga!!!

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

'We've cut funding on research, so to compensate, we've increased the booth babe budget.'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"So much for eternal rest."

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

'What's the wi-fi like?'

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."