Celestial Comic Lovers Pillows

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Good game."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.