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Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Good game."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."