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Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'

"Good game."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

Jenga!!!

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'We've cut funding on research, so to compensate, we've increased the booth babe budget.'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"So much for eternal rest."

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'It was a split decision.'