Celestial Comic Lovers Gifts

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Good game."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."