Celestial Storyteller Gifts

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Local News in Heaven

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

Trying to Spot the Animal in the Moon.

'Uh, You know that honor system you worked out with Adam and Eve?...'

"Don't look now, but I think you might have a stalker."

The dark side of the moon

"It's become a love/hate relationship."

God's Sharps

"I guess that I just made a career change from novelist to ghost writer."

"Snow angels."

'She loved me...'

Gemini/people

'He had a disease named after him.'

'I see my wife made it in.'

Angels grooming each others wings.

'I wonder what they're waiting for.'

'I never was very religious.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

The dark side of the moon.

The Ball of Superstring...an unlikely Parable.

"Any pre-existing conditions?"

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

Oops! Maybe we better make the chicken first.

Yours says, Now is a good time to avoid strangers. Mine says, Now is a good time to avoid strangers. They all say, Now is a good time to avoid strangers. Wow, horoscopes have gotten so boring.

Spaceland Park. There's something for everybody here. Venus is at the Tunnel of Love, and the sun is trying to cool down on the waterslide. Meteorites love driving bumper cars and smashing into things, and Saturn grabbed another ring on the carousel. I saw Pluto going to the kiddie ride while Halley's Comet is headed to the feature attraction. That's perfect for Halley's Comet -- the wait there is 75 years!

"So much for eternal rest."

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

How Glaciations Begin

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.