Heavenly Storyteller Gifts

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

'Loved your posthumously published book!'

'My son was nailed to a cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Eat my dust!"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Local News in Heaven

Phoenix

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Santa CGI Effect

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

Fairy tale

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Witch dice.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"You think it's tough down there?"

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

fairy tales

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'