Religious Storyteller Gifts

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

Moses parts the sea to discover shopping trolleys at the bottom.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Zoom Christmas

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"You think it's tough down there?"

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"King Herod sent us."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

"Huh, Pharaoh let them go after the tenth plague. And here I was all set to send a coronavirus! Guess I'll just have to save it for later."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'