Religious Storyteller Gifts

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

Moses parts the sea to discover shopping trolleys at the bottom.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Zoom Christmas

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

"You think it's tough down there?"

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

"King Herod sent us."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

"Huh, Pharaoh let them go after the tenth plague. And here I was all set to send a coronavirus! Guess I'll just have to save it for later."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Ark under giant brolly.