Spiritual Storytellers Gifts

Priest Leaves Cross in Beggars Hat.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'He was a great writer'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Jorge Luis Borges

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."