Spiritual Storytellers Pillows

Priest Leaves Cross in Beggars Hat.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Pastries and Candy

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Home Sweet Home

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'He was a great writer'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Jorge Luis Borges

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'