Spirit Storytellers Pillows

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'He was a great writer'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Jorge Luis Borges

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Like Minded

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

David and Goliath.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'