Spirit Storytellers Mugs

"That's what we look like naked??"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Pastries and Candy

Home Sweet Home

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'He was a great writer'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Jorge Luis Borges

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Like Minded

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

David and Goliath.