Religious Storytellers Gifts

'I thought the pop-ups would give it that extra punch. Whataya think?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"Huh, Pharaoh let them go after the tenth plague. And here I was all set to send a coronavirus! Guess I'll just have to save it for later."

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

"King Herod sent us."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Eve puts her fig leaves on a washing line.

"We learned in Sunday School about how Cain whacked Abel."

Sunday School. Strange --- Apples were forbidden, but apparently fried foods were okay.