Religious Stories Gifts

"What do you mean 'Gluten-free'?"

Jesus as a child discovers one of His many peculiarities.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Little Known Moments In History

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'