Christian Stories Gifts

'Don't worry about us Noah - we'll dine 'a la carte'...'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Little Known Moments In History

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."