Biblical Stories Gifts

"Do we have time for this?"

Moses in Connecticut

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"It was an accident."

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

The wise men are followed by an auditor.

"Do you know where Noah kept the bees?" "In the ark hives?"

"Don't worry" he says "I know a shortcut that will get us there with plenty of time"

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

This will be an awesome profile pic!

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

'Two pair ain't gonna cut it, Joseph. I've got three kings.'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Noah's Architect

Surf's up!

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Have you picked out a girl's name just in case?'

Moses parts water on the fairways.

"Oh, great. Now I'll be late for work."

David, Goliath and Mom.

The Parting of the Red Maze

'Sorry, no carbs.'

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

'Would a dash of hollandaise sauce be too much to ask?'

"Remember when this was just going to be forty days and forty nights?"

"Next time, before buying expensive gifts, be sure there's enough money left to rent your own camels."

"To finance an ark that size I'll have to hold a telethon!"

'Good news, your server is still up!'

"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"

"If I had known we'd be this long wandering in the wilderness, I would never have worn these shoes."

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

"Look, I'm bored, you're bored – why don't you let me go down there and shake things up a bit?"

Titanic and Noah's Ark

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'