Biblical Storytelling Gifts

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Yes, all at once!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

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"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.