Biblical Storytelling T-Shirts

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Yes, all at once!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Little Known Moments In History

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'