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'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

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"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"