Biblical Storytellers Gifts

Holy water cooler moments

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'