Reading Bible Stories Gifts

'I should never have let the moth try steering.'

'I forget is it a star or a planet that blinks...'

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

Special Skills? Turning water into wine.

Noah chest.

"You remember us....from your garden."

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

'Typical, the World's covered in water and Noah runs aground.'

'Does the fig leaf make my butt look to big?'

'So what's the in-ark movie?'

'Sometimes I can't help wishing I'd had that rib barbecued with a nice spicy marinade.'

Noah's Ark has an umbrella stand at the entrance.

'Is there an action video game about this Samson dude?'

'Buy shares in galoshes.'

'Create them in Your own image? --Even the female oe?'

'For a last minute cruise, the chow ain't half bad.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Little Known Moments In History

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."