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'I should never have let the moth try steering.'

Noah's first venture after the flood.

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'I forget is it a star or a planet that blinks...'

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

Special Skills? Turning water into wine.

Noah chest.

"Can you start the rain now? I just got hit with the luxury tax for this boat."

"You remember us....from your garden."

"Can you hold off on the showers, I'm hopeless at this stuff."

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

'Typical, the World's covered in water and Noah runs aground.'

'Does the fig leaf make my butt look to big?'

'So what's the in-ark movie?'

'Sometimes I can't help wishing I'd had that rib barbecued with a nice spicy marinade.'

Noah's Ark has an umbrella stand at the entrance.

'Is there an action video game about this Samson dude?'

'Buy shares in galoshes.'

'Create them in Your own image? --Even the female oe?'

'For a last minute cruise, the chow ain't half bad.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"