Bible Tales Gifts

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Little Known Moments In History

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."