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'Don't worry about us Noah - we'll dine 'a la carte'...'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Little Known Moments In History

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style