Religious Story Buff Gifts

Christmas Scene: Wise man with poor vision offering a gift to a sheep.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"The hyenas started it."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Danger: Falling animals

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

Forbidden Vegetable

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

Three Parent Baby

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

Snake Tempts Adam With Mobile Phone.

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

'Is it organic?'

"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

"An apple? Doesn't he have any pizza?"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

Jurassic Ark

"You remember us....from your garden."