Religious Story Fan Gifts

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Statue of Moses of parting bird poop.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Trappist Monk Discord

"OMG, LOL!"

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

Sistine Selfie

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."