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'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Local News in Heaven

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

Trying to Spot the Animal in the Moon.

'Uh, You know that honor system you worked out with Adam and Eve?...'

"Don't look now, but I think you might have a stalker."

The dark side of the moon

God's Sharps

"I guess that I just made a career change from novelist to ghost writer."

'She loved me...'

Gemini/people

'He had a disease named after him.'

Angels grooming each others wings.

'I wonder what they're waiting for.'

'I never was very religious.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

The Ball of Superstring...an unlikely Parable.

"Any pre-existing conditions?"

"So much for eternal rest."

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

How Glaciations Begin

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"You think it's tough down there?"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Sun and the Moon step out.

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'