Satellite Lover Gifts

'I can get the latest market news from the New York stock exchange.'

'Do you mind if I read a little before bedtime dear?'

'When did our cable bill get higher than our mortgage?'

"We've made great progress!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

Dog in love

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Astronaut love

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Do something for the environment.

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

Jenga!!!

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

"What happened?"

Director: US Space Research.

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

"...and when did you first start feeling you are going mad?"

The Marie Kondo landfill