Satellite Imagery Lover Gifts

'I really need to diet. I can see my hips on Google Earth.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

The Great Canadian Novel

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

'Acquiring Satellite.'

"You never used to visit me, but since I had satellite t.v.installed, it's Rapunzel, let down your hair! Rapunzel, let down your hair!"

"Sky, sir?"

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

Living in a snow globe.

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

Google Earth...

'It's an early warning system, it picks up my wife.'

'… the professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.'

'Is that a satellite photo?'

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

Satellite Santa

'Wretched satellites.' - Atlas

'Do you mind if I read a little before bedtime dear?'

"As long as you're up there, how about brushing the snow off the satellite dish?"

US destroys Dangerous Satellite.

I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel.

"Nelson loves his Satellite Radio."

Dog listening to a satellite dish.

'I can get the latest market news from the New York stock exchange.'

Satellite and an American indian commicate via smoke signals