Satellite Aficionados Gifts

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'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

NASA Special

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"!

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

The Great Canadian Novel

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"I'm your sun!"

"Bad Dog!"