Satellite Aficionados Gifts

Car navigation

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Blue Origin

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

NASA Special

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

The Great Canadian Novel

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"I'm your sun!"

Oil on Mars.

Rocket Parking

"Bad Dog!"