Cosmos Lover Gifts

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Universe Is Expanding.

"We've made great progress!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Quantum Psychic

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

The Big Tipper

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Astronaut love

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

Big Bang Boulevard

First Contact

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Climbing to the moon...

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Stephen Hawking

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

"I opted for the upgrades."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

Jenga!!!

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."