Constellation Celebrator Mugs

Hope for the New Year

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

The Big Tipper

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Glimpses One Dollar

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Happy Earthday

'There's the big tipper!'

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

The Great Teddy Bear

"What luck!"

"I was hoping to capture a great scene from our universe. But I don't know if I succeeded."

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.

"Reach for the stars! Are you Sirius?"

'Happy 138 B.C.!!'

Solar eclipse 2024

"You mean we've got to do this seven times a year?" (Colour)

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

"Welcome to the Cirque du Soleil!"

The Big Blow Theory